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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-08-2006, 05:33 AM Thread Starter
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Good News, Bad News

A doctor checks in on his paitient after his opperation.

The guy comes to and says" How did everything go doc".

The doctor replies" Well I have good news and bad news".

The guy says" Well tell me the bad news first, so I will have good news for the rest of the day".

The doctor tells the man" We had to cut off both of you legs".

The replies " Well then whats the good news?"

The doctor replies " The man in the next bed wants your shoes".laugh

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I thought you guys would like that one.

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heres another one....A doctor calls his patient reguarding a checkup and tells him he has good news and bad news....so he goes...well wuts the good news...doctor says, "well you have 24 hours to live" , Patient says, Well whats the bad news?! doctor replies.."I forgot to call you yesterday"
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wow lifted thats a good one:Thumbup:

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thanks lol..i have to give credit to Larry the cable guy tho
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Speaking of Larry, who's going to go see Health Inspector? : :tango
Looks like a person will :laugh_explode:

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health inspector was a good movie..just got back from watchin cars...omg hilarious ..i was laughing the whole time...Larry is a beat up old tow truck with rust everywhere..hilarious!
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