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Man laws..... Must read

just a few of my favorites.
1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it's a 6 day waiting period.

5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.

11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then you're not a man.

13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.

14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be replayed.

15: If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really ****ty and the owner doesn't care about muddy seats.

25. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty.

43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". And the right to leave the room.

46. Grilling regardless of weather is always the first choice for cooking.

54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you can't drink it in said time, don't open it. If you cant drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review.

66. If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.

77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone regardless of brand (cummins, caterpillar etc.)

85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry. 1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph. 2. Your date is using her teeth. 3. Anna Kournikova gets married

95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours

98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

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YES SIR...... Thats the mans law.....

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i am a firm believer in them hahaha. btw glad to hear you had a good b-day jordo

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gotta love it! . theres a couple like this on powerstroke.org but thanks for postin it up for a good laugh :

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yea its good for a laugh. now if we could just get our girls to follow these rules

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How in the hell can you post that in the Garage, WITHOUT #77!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

#77 - A "Man" should be able to tell a diesel engine by sound alone!

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How in the hell can you post that in the Garage, WITHOUT #77!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

#77 - A "Man" should be able to tell a diesel engine by sound alone!
sorry micheal i just went thru my blog and found a few that looked important. but kudos to you for finding that one its probably the most important one of all

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