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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-10-2006, 04:14 AM Thread Starter
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For the ladies....

Don't blame me! This was sent to me by a guy!!!

For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free," here's an update for you.

80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like...

1. Men are like ... Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like ... Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ... Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ... Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ... Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ... Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ... Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ... Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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that was great!!! Almost makes me wish I was a woman.... ALMOST!!!

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The sad thing is that almost all of those are true ..

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my wife would probably agree to all of them laugh

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