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post #21 of 54 (permalink) Old 11-16-2005, 01:16 AM
 
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im a good ninja
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This is the funniest stuff I've read in a long time. :roflmao: You guys kill me. This thread definately makes TDG better than TDS! :HappyMugs
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HouTex,

Let me give you some advice on girlfriends and dates young grasshopper.
At the end of a hot date what do you do?
You pull out your sword and get stabby.

I'm a good ninja, and I never miss a chance to get stabby and make a mess of a Brazilian jujitsu master.
So watch out!

P.S. How do you know your girlfriend's ex isn't a good ninja?

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This is possibly the funniest thread....ever :roflmao:

We need a ninja smilie, LMAO
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Great white ninja strikes again.......

jujitsu chop....hiiiiiiiiiyaaaaaa

ahh damn i just ripped my cute little ninja suit out again. Frickin lying *******s at slim fast, lose 20 lbs my *** i think i gained 30. Buying new ninja suit everytime a do a super karate kid move is getting pricey, any one know how to sew? :roflmao:
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....I'm a good ninja, and I never miss a chance to get stabby and make a mess of a Brazilian jujitsu master.
So watch out!

P.S. How do you know your girlfriend's ex isn't a good ninja?

Hmm are you implying your going to do to me like you did with all your other dates? I bet you would there big boy.

And how do I know? cause hes never done any ninja ***** in his life.

Oh how i bet you oldies wish you could get it done like me. hahaha
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ah, young skywalker :roflmao:
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Oh how i bet you oldies wish you could get it done like me. hahaha
Some of us aren't old farts. Dude, I'm younger than you and I act more mature when I drive my truck. Grow up.

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wow. you all gotpwned

you can't possibly think I was being serious right?

And the car wreck thing...is an inside joke that noone here would understand. I guess I should've elaborated on that earlier.

And for you stereotypical fart-sniffers, Brazilian ju-jitsu isn't in anyway involved with ninjas. ju-jitsu is a grappling type of martial art, like wrestling.

Ninjas are assassins, they wouldn't benefit from it.
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Roflmao!!!!!!!!
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