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So boys and girls, it's been a while since I've posted a ricer kill story, that's because it's been a while since I've raced any ricers. Last night, heading hom for dinner, I'm making my way to the front of the pack when I go past a civic with a carbon fiber hood, black steel wheels on the front and of course the monster tach (bigger than the wheels on my truck) on the dash and super fart can exhaust. I was hoping for some fun, but the guy wouldn't race. A couple of girls...well they were at the line between girl and woman and not attractive at all, driving an infinity are trying to keep up. The girlfriend looks at them and tells me "looks like they're tryin' to holla, baby". No thanks, so I zoom on past, while they try and keep up. Here comes honda man, fighting through the pack. He goes to do a fly by, to no avail. We're laughing at his cool exhaust which I said sounds like a suped up weed-eater, but we later figured out sounded more like a groundbloom firework We get to a stoplight and I boost it (no 4x4, I forgot) so I spun for a second, but finally hooked up and hauled azz right past. I slowed down to about 35 and he swooped in behind me, never even tried a fly-by. I was kind of disappointed.

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nice.

i was just asking about you the other day.


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Im disappointed. Usually John's stories don't suck this bad....

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Im disappointed. Usually John's stories don't suck this bad....
Yeah, I know...sorry

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Yeah, I know...sorry
I have faith that the next story will include apples, ricers, giant tachs, and boosted launches. And im sure you'll call the driver an inflamed name such as "cutie", "sugar", etc as you're prone to do in these situations.

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I have faith that the next story will include apples, ricers, giant tachs, and boosted launches. And im sure you'll call the driver an inflamed name such as "cutie", "sugar", etc as you're prone to do in these situations.
Johnny boy is afraid of the fruit slingers now, you forgot one MAJOR part of the story.. and it really doesnt feel right with out the music.. Tom Jones, or Rod Stewart or something like that... its never right untill you ad that in

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You know Aaron, you're right. It'd been a while since I posted and I forgot one major detail of the action, the music. It was Marty Robbins

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after that story I never go out for a drive down the local crusin' strip without a bag of apples just in case I see a truck that really needs one or a dozen.....

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