TDG Official Poo Flinger
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Chesapeake, VA
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FIRST KILLS...Longggggg post
OK ...this is going to take a few minutes,.
Somewhere around 1pm yesterday everything was completed to enhance my trucks driveablility.
Around 2 o'clock i started my normal (every other friday) 500 mile trek to pennsylvania......So obviously i got a couple kills in that long haul.
First one,...sad to say...was one of our own.. F-350, stock tires, with some stickers on the side,..i couldnt tell of what,...but he was happy enough to put them on his truck. Well.. i was doing about 65.. and he came up pretty quick,..slowed down...gave me a nod....i dropped two gears (REMEMBER..i have a manual tranny)...filled his window with smoke...that was the last i saw of him..
Second,.this will be quick.......hemi's are WAY over rated.
Third,....lifted Z71, loud pipes,...he rolled up..he actually admired my truck,..and mouthed the words...NICE TRUCK....this time i instigated it...i gave him the nod.....off we went...Tank was victorious..
And finally... i call this one..TANK eats RICE!!!
It all started after i left the *****y ex-wifes house,...
I was cruising around 75mph... i came up on this little honda with a big tail fin, and what looked like a 55 gallon drum for an exhaust,..he had his girlfriend in the seat next to him and a buddy in the back,...but he was doing the posted speed limit(65) in the hammer lane,.. it's a three lane highway, and nobody is in the other lanes...its just me and him.
Now i could of just blown around him in one of the other lanes ( but it's ilegal to pass on the right):rules: ..if you were paying attention, you'd have noticed i was speeding, but ignore that, i'm rationalizing.:evil: ......And i was already pissed off because of the ex-wife, so i figured i'd get up close to him and make him move over...he wouldn't budge...i brighted him a few times...still didn't budge.......then a little AIR HORN LOVE...scared the crap out of them all....he moves over, and gives me a one finger wave,...i return the gesture:roflmao:
I'm off,...I figure its over...nope.....dummy pulls right up to my rear bumper and starts beeping his horn and giving me his brights.....
Does anyone remember me saying i have a manual tranny,......he's on my bumper, windows down, lighting up my tailgate with his high beams (moron)......
So can anyone guess what i did???
I pushed in the clutch, revved the motor a dozen times, and i left him in a kinda,....how can i put this......i left him in a .....EXXON VALDEZ AIR SLICK..:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
so you could say ...i didnt race him,...but...I SMOKED HIM..
2005 F-250, CC,SB,PSD, MANUAL TRANNY
Icon 4.5" lift
IROKS, and some other stuff
Special thanks to:
Black Ops Bumpers
TIRES AND WHEELS- 41" IROK Super Swampers, 20 x 10 AR Mojave Teflon-STEERING UPGRADE- Donahoe Racing Dual Stabilizers -FRONT SUSPENSION- Donahoe Racing 4.5" lift -REAR SUSPENSION- 6" Procomp Springs, Farmboy Fabrications Custom Traction Bars-FRONT AXLE UPGRADES- ARB Air locker/ 4.56 Precision Gears -REAR AXLE UPGRADES- ARB Air Locker/ 4.56 Precision Gears -ENGINE UPGRADES -SCT XCAL II w/ Extreme track file- ARP Headstuds - TRUSTED PERFORMANCE Stage II fuel and Oil system - ACCUFAB Intake Elbow - AFE Stage II Intake - MBRP Turbo back Stainless Steel Exhaust - MERLIN controls SPEED WIZARD-TRANSMISSION UPGRADES- Southbend 550+ HP Clutch -INTERIOR MODS-Gauge Works Quad A-pillar pod - Autometer Cobalt Series Gauges Pyro, Boost, Tranny - Cobra Inverter Remote Switch - Cobra Limited Edition Harley Davidson CB - Python Custom alarm system, wired into train horns - Hi-Lift Extreme jack w/ off road base -10,000 watt inverter - 15 gallons of air - Porter Cable 115 volt, 2.5hp Air Compressor - Rhino....Bed liner - EXTERIOR MODS- Harley Heads & Smoked tails- Crown SS braided Brake Lines -Custom Fabricated Front Bumper/ Brushguard w/ Custom Herculiner - (2) 8" Procomp Spotlights -(2) 5" Procomp Spotlights - (2) 5"Procomp Fluted lights - (2) 12 ton Recovery Shackles - Custom Fabricated Safari Rack w/ Custom Herculiner - (8 ) 3" x 5" Procomp Fluted lights - Grover...Triple Train Horns - Wilson 4' Fiberglass CB antenna - Stealth Bulbs Chrome signal bulbs - Dominator...Cowl Hood - Custom Herculined Rocker panels - AMP Research Powersteps - Bushwacker Cut-out Fender Flares - Ventshades - LEER Bed cap - Recon Line of Fire, rear light bar,...and a couple other things