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On the way to my ladies house I noticed a riced out Teg. on my tail. It happened to be my gf's ex. The one who treated her like trash. Since I havent had the opportunity to re-orginize his face yet, I decided id clog up his airfilter, and his lungs. I made sure the fat bastid was right on me when I let the Duals give him hell a total of 10 times.
Everytime he'd try to pass id just stay right up front, hit the breaks, zero boost, peddle to the floor. This guy was not having fun by the fourth blast. I on the other hand, loved every second of it. He lives in the same area, so when he put his turn signal on...i broke hard, covered him in smoke and turned right in with him. He stopped for a second, most likely of fear at this point. Didnt help that I stopped as well.

I ended up smoking him out 2 more times before he turned on his street. This Tool kept his windows down the whole time.

It felt so good owning this clown with his big hat turned to the side, wearing big clothes looking like a kid wearing his Dads shirt. I hate those idiots.

Lucky for him I dont know where he lives. Oh wait. I do.



Dont flame me. " What goes around, comes around."

And Im whats coming around for this jerk.
 
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Hmm. Yet you cant elaborate on why you think so?

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LOL :agreed:
 

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That is so funny. You are going to woop his butt because he treated your girl like crap. Looks like to me you are the one with her, so who has the laugh now. Grow up a little junior. I hope he beats your azz or your girl goes back out with him. Past is past let it go. But I will give you a :Thumbup: for the smoke story. :HappyMugs
 
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Hey **** block, you dont know anything about who I am, or what the situation is. You have no idea. You also have no clue what I am capable of, and what I could do to this guy. For you to say that, I hope I run across you...I dont think you'll enjoy Brazilian Ju-jitsu. And I hope you get in a horrible car wreck.

oh and I give you a thumbs down for being an ***, but I do give you a :Thumbup: for getting bent.

douche.
 

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Easy boys, take it easy I think the wishing of a horrible car wreck is alittle much. You beat his ricer so good job. See ya
 

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Step off Den....you dont wanna get Owned by an 18 year old Ninja... LOL LOL LOL
 
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Step off Den....you dont wanna get Owned by an 18 year old Ninja... LOL LOL LOL
I freakin blew Coke everywhere when I read that :roflmao: LOL
 

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HELL

I'm scared and I wasn't even involved !!!!


I watched a Ninja movie once !!!
they can FLY from one balcony to the other, spin around in the air and NOT piss on their robes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Hey **** block, you dont know anything about who I am, or what the situation is. You have no idea. You also have no clue what I am capable of, and what I could do to this guy. For you to say that, I hope I run across you...I dont think you'll enjoy Brazilian Ju-jitsu. And I hope you get in a horrible car wreck.

oh and I give you a thumbs down for being an ***, but I do give you a :Thumbup: for getting bent.

douche.

I agree with what was said ealier, wishing for someone to get in a wreck is just stupid. I give you a :Thumbup: for being another internet badazz. Now how bout sittin down and enjoying a nice glass of stfu. Watch out you dont know what im capable of im 5'1" and 390 i swear i'll sit on your dumbazz. :roflmao:
 

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Sounds like the girl has extraordinary taste in boyfriends.
 

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18 year old braziliyan jitjitzy-ju master. I thought it took 20 years or so to become a braziliyan jitjitzy-ju master. :roflmao: Allthough it only takes 18 years to become a jitjitzy-ju punk master. I do believe if your girlfriend can manipulate you like that, its time to take the advice of your elders here on the site and grow up. Even if you can totally take this dude out along with twenty others at the same time, you'll feel like crap sittin in the can while your girls ex is boynkin your girl again. :poke: :roflmao:
 

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Sorry boys if I offended anybody, but when MR. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle spouted off, I just had to laugh. Because I can remember those days when I got all shook up over ex's. Now I look back and say what an idiot. Hou TEX I am referring to myself so don't worry. But I will give you the nod HT, everybody needs a hero and with your wise Ninja skills and colorful array of cut downs and word mixtures, you truly are my hero. :Thumbup: But I will warn you I am a competion badmitten/yard dart specialist, and that may be too much for the Hindu karate. :roflmao: :roflmao: Back on topic, way to go for smoking that ricer.
 

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Hey Den where is Lola Ky ?
 
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wow. you all gotpwned

you can't possibly think I was being serious right?

And the car wreck thing...is an inside joke that noone here would understand. I guess I should've elaborated on that earlier.

And for you stereotypical fart-sniffers, Brazilian ju-jitsu isn't in anyway involved with ninjas. ju-jitsu is a grappling type of martial art, like wrestling.

Ninjas are assassins, they wouldn't benefit from it.
 
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