Diesel Mafia #67
Have any of you smoked someone out.... and actually had a road rage incendent over it... Lets hear them.. I got one
But here's the thing...I really am crazy and always have that look in my eyes. :roflmao:blackcloudCTD95 said::hehe "kay pumpkin" :hehe thats awsome! If your calm.. but have those crazy looking eyes like "you just pissed me off your dead" I think that scares them off better then raising you voice or fist.. why because they think your crazy LOL
That story is fr***ing hilarious! Pumpkin!:roflmao:Fantom3993 said:I was on my way home from work a couple weeks ago. Having a good day, driving along, singing to Super 70's on Sirius, minding my own business. I come up on some jackass in a toyota tacoma. He's obviously having a good day as well and wants to run 'em. The "feed me light" is already on, but hell, I've got enough fuel to run one little race. Light changes and we're off. Laid out a nice cloud of smoke, left the 'yota in the dust. I slowed and waited for him, he was laughing his @$$ off LOL. Gives me a thumbs up and goes on his way. I pull into the Chevron, pull up to the pump and here comes a little toyota something or other convertible, screeches to a halt behind me and some d-bag hops out. I'm not paying too much attention to the guy,wwipe the credit card and start filling. He runs to the back of my truck, starts yelling about my piece of crap belching smoke all over him and his "woman". I'm kind of smirking about it, and he slams his fist on my tonneau cover! Well, you can yell and scream but laying hands on my truck? Oh no son, oh no. So I run over, poke a finger in his chest and quickly not that, he must be in the market for a beating...and luckily I'm selling. He puffs up his chest, starts to yell again while his girl watches it all go down. So I lean in and simply mention: "look, I'm in a good mood today and don't feel like beating you unconscious while your girlfriend watches. SO, calm down...apologize and go back to your little girl car and leave, and I'll forget all about this...'kay pumpkin?" Without another word, he turned got back in his car and slowly drove away! One of the guys that was pumping gas in his chevy gasser walks over and says "that was the funniest g-d thing I've ever seen...and you called him pumpkin....god, that was fan-effing-tastic!":roflmao:
Captain obvious, is that you? I didn't know you were here, I didn't see your van parked out front oke: :heheNukleusX said:It appears he is speaking another language... And based on his name, I'd say its safe to assume it is French?