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Top Ten Excuses on why my truck didn't Dyno very well on the Crayola Dyno:

I'll start it off...


1. A Chevy broke the dyno

2. I got Chili instead of Soup!

3. Too much Beer

4. I got lost (TheBac)

5. My Ford wouldn't start (darn cold weather) :poke: Biava
 

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bobo said:
Top Ten Excuses on why my truck didn't Dyno very well on the Crayola Dyno:
LMAO!!! LOL

6. I was already drunk by the time it was my turn to dyno.

7. I fell asleep while waiting for the dyno to be fixed.

8. I was saving the big powah for the drive back to the hotel instead of spinning the dyno rollers...

:roflmao: :roflmao: :sly:
 

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9) Charlie Tuna made my girlfriend cry (with laughter!) Right Jason? :poke:

10) Texas Roadhouse had a 3 hour wait, so I missed my turn.





I got lost, but then used my UPS instincts to get back....all three times. Guess you can call me "Wrong Way" Bacon now? LOL
 

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11.I was to impresed with the 130 mph 7.3 and was out looking to buy one,
hey BAC :poke: if you had your nav you wouldnt get lost !!!!!! although you would have to find the corect zip code!!!!!!!!


12. by the time I got a chance to run the dyno my truck was out of fuel from keeping it ready ! :roflmao: and by then I did not care because we had :HappyMugs and venison :Thumbup:
 
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13. I was too busy messin' with my navigation so that we could ALL make it around Indy :roflmao:

14. Jeff, Blake, and I were too busy pickin up our drunk g/f's at the bar

15. We were too busy taking pictures LOL
 

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16. I was worried about my milk getting warm...(you early beer drinkers know what Im talking about..)

17. The cow from the Hard Rock was kicking me inside....

18. Blake stole my crayon, then ran yelling "no soup for you"....

BTW, Im still looking for donor kidneys after a weekend of riding in Waynes 450....
 

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20. JeepyJohn tried to tell my G/F he was hung like a tuna can :shrug: , So I got distracted.

21. I was too occupied by the "Yayyy" table at Texas Roadhouse :barf:

22. I was too busy vandalizing the windows at the hotel to get my block heater plugged in :sly:
 

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21. I was too occupied by the "Yayyy" table at Texas Roadhouse :barf:
We made you nauseous...YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

:roflmao: :deadhorse

*DISCLAIMER* I have no idea how that started, I was merely an innocent participant. :shrug:
 

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Blake broke the Dyno Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy LOL ( You had to be there to understand)


23. Someone tapped the Keg... I was distracted.

24. Everyone left Jeepy, CAP , and myself at the Texas Road house...I missed my turn.


25. I was at the roadhouse for 1 -1/2 trying to get 30 people seated YAAAAAAAAYYYYY. :roflmao:
 
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27. Just made it home, YAAAAYYYYYY

28. I was too busy ridin in the Red Truck with Jeff, Brian, and Eric and drinkin to care :roflmao: :HappyMugs
 
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31. I think the whooo-whoo at Hard Rock Friday night scared me to bad.....
Eric, nothing happened at Hard Rock, remember :roflmao: :nunu:
 

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It was just a friendly stroll through the park with the windows down and the radio off. I was enjoying the beautiful leaves..ohh how those colors look so wonderful...the fresh Indy air blowing my JD hat around...and I hear a group of kids yell...."LOOK AT THAT DMAX PULLING THAT FORD...THE FORD MUST BE BROKE"....as they pointed and laughed. Kids these days!
 
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