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WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

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MEN’S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay
 
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hahaha nice LOL
 

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Except for womens No=NO!
 

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Let's go just look at _____ = I want to buy_____.
 

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I got a birthday card it has it about right.
she says, lets go shopping, he thinks then we will have SEX afterwards.
She says, please fix the shower, he thinks so we can have sex in it.
She says, don't you need a hair cut, he thinks only if it leads to SEX.
She says, behave at the party tonight, he thinks or no SEX for me
She says, home at last, he thinks SEX, SEX, SEX.
She says, I'm so tired I can hardly move, he thinks No sex.
She says, what do you think about a cruise? he thinks SEX with waves.
She says, did you read the article about endangered species?, he thinks, no connection with SEX, did not understand cannot respond.
She says, I think I should become more active in issues that effect the community, he thinks, same as above.
She says Lets have SEX, He thinks, Yikes! Confusion! What does she really mean?
I have been married for 39 years, and may I add a family that baths together stays together.
Also you will not win an argument with a woman, I just respond "YES DEAR" and say that is the end of discussion. Then you hope that she adds later, lets have a bath!
Just a thought!
 
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